Friday, October 8, 2010

Letters

Dear Honest/Nice/Beloved Lady at Michael's,

Thank you for turning in my wallet today when you found it in the shopping cart. You restored/strengthened my confidence in the human race.

Grateful Airhead

Dear Monk,

Even though you are no longer making new episodes, I just ran into a re-run of you on TV. Even though I didn't watch you faithfully, I kinda miss your quirky self. You remind me of a very exaggerated me. I can relate just enough to make me laugh. And hyper-ventilate a little.

An Anxious Fan

Dear Garbage Man,

You came just a little too early this morning. I was in the process of depositing all of the debris from the big storm earlier in the week into the black barrel when you showed up. I put out what I had finished. I continued cleaning up and nearly filled the barrel again. Realizing you hadn't come to the houses across the street, I rolled it over there and in a few minutes you picked up my garbage again. That is what I call getting my taxpayer's money's worth. Much obliged.

Citizen Clod

Dear Vogue Pattern,

You are kind of making me crazy. I approached you with confidence, but you are not nice. Who on earth designed you, anyway? An overachiever with way too much creative energy who was trying too hard, that's who. Seriously. Get a grip. Be normal.

Frustrated

Dear Pumpkin on My Porch,

Your twinkling goodness pretty much makes my Halloween.

Forever Yours

Dear Valley Fever,

We've had quite a ride, you and I. It is time to be done. Take your scars, pack your little fungi, and get out of town. K? K. I want me back.

Clodhopper

8 comments:

rachbechep said...

dear pumpkin on your porch,

i love you, too.

love, rachel

•stephanie• said...

don't let your friendly neighborhood trash collector see you double dip. they get a little testy! {speaking from experience . . .}

runningfan said...

Dear Granny,

Your letters are hilarious! So are your comments.

Play again sometime! Welcome back to the blog world!

Love,

Your daughter

angieinpink said...

oh, mom. you should blog everyday because you are HILARIOUS! and fun.

either blog everyday {or} let's go to kohls to try clothes on every night. you choose.

ps: this post reminded me that my light-up pumpkin is still in the garage....it sought refuge from the storm & i forgot to put him back out. {until now.}

neeners said...

Granny--You write like your kids write!! I wonder where they got it!! Loved having your kids over this weekend!! You done good!!

Kara said...

Love it! Welcome back!

Jordyn Perkins said...

Thank you for writing again! You have a talent, and it is no wonder where your cute daughter gets it from! ;)

Dear Clever Clod, please continue writing, as you make me laugh, lift my spirits, and make me miss oh so much more that loveliness of the Lyn Rae Ward.

Jordyn Perkins said...

Oh Dear Granny, I would absolutely love to go to lunch with you! Any day, anytime. ;) Thank you.